i will never be sorry for an opinion i have, whether it is about a specific person, group of people, or personal belief. if I dont like someone and you cant get over that, go fuck yourself and learn to tolerate opinions other than your own.
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giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
(Source: dootzy)
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
The motto of the Supernatural fandom
and the Sherlock fandom
and The Doctor Who fandom.
Don’t you mean
Every. Fandom. Ever.
(Source: awesome-)
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
(Source: joan-watson)
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
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Tessa:
Is something wrong?
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Will:
No, I simply—I did not bring you here that I might maul you in the Whispering Gallery.
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Tessa:
I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! But by the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?
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Will:
But wouldn’t you rather—
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Tessa:
I would not rather. I don’t want you to be polite! I want you to be Will! I don’t want you to indicate points of architectural interest to me as if you were a Baedeker guide! I want you to say dreadfully mad, funny things and make up songs and be— the Will I fell in love with— And be Will. Or I shall hit you with my umbrella.
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Will:
I am trying to court you. Court you properly. That’s what all this has been about. You know that, don’t you?
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Tessa:
Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre.
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Will:
No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?
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Tessa:
You would make a very ugly woman.
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Will:
I would not. I would be stunning.
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Tessa:
There. There is Will. Isn’t that better? Don’t you think so?
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Will:
I don’t know. I’m afraid to answer that. I’ve heard that when I speak, it makes American women wish to strike me with umbrellas.
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
#and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man
(Source: iamnevertheone)
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests
